What if you woke up one day and found yourself to be trapped by the Jigsaw Killer?
Do you think you’d be able to escape his killer puzzles?
The Saw movies get boring after a while by the way
After screaming, fainting, screaming again, crying, and then finally getting a hold of myself I would wonder why I never realized the Saw movies were documentaries. Jigsaw would ask if I wanted to play a game and I would say warily “What kind of game?” There would be demonic laughter and all the lights would go out. When the lights flicker back on there would be a table before me and on it a loaded pistol and the Twilight books and movies. Jigsaw would say evilly, “You have a choice. Shoot yourself in the head, or read Stephanie Meyer’s abominations while watching the movies at the same time.”
I would shoot myself and while I lay on the floor bleeding to death I would smile, knowing I had made the right choice.
So my answer is no. I would no escape his puzzle, but I would die happy.
Hammer Jigsaw Trap bowling ball by Brandon Robertson
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