Red Neck Jedi?
You might be a Redneck Jedi if
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You ever fantas
LMAO!
Being both a Starwars fan AND from Texas I got it…
And I’m guilty of 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9 (OH YEAH…USE THAT ONE A LOT!), 10 (not as much as You would THINK!), & 12…
And You forgot 1:
Using Jedi mindtricks to get out of taking out the trash…
May the force be with y’all!
WAIT! When did I become a redneck?!? ;-P
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